25 Şubat 2013 Pazartesi

People's Choice Awards 2013!

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The People's Choice Awards are in! Apparently that's all the motivation I need to update this blog. I don't need anything as major as the Emmys to get my act together. A meaningless ceremony (otherwise known as a popularity contest where those who win are those who understand the internet and tweens best) is all it takes. So, I guess take note or something?

Anyway, GET EXCITED.

The televised show isn't until January 9th, 2013 but you can vote for the nominees now.*

*If you voted before you weren't actually casting a "ballot" (that seems too serious a term for this event) but rather indicating who you wanted to be nominated. Now that they actually are nominated they need your vote again to actually win. Aww, democracy at work.

 Since this blog focuses on television, here are the TV nominees (along with some slightly snide commentary)...



Favorite Network TV Comedy
~Glee (at best this is a dramedy)
~The Big Bang Theory (please no)
~New Girl (acceptable)
~How I Met Your Mother (acceptable)
~Modern Family (please dear God, not again)

Favorite Network TV Drama
~Grimm (eh)
~Grey's Anatomy (acceptable)
~Gossip Girl (not happening. oh wait, tweens!)
~Once Upon a Time (acceptable, not that I watch this)
~Revenge (I don't know what's more intense than a drama, but this is it)

Favorite Cable TV Comedy
~Awkward (hilarious)
~Hot in Cleveland (oh Betty White)
~It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (always acceptable...for awards, not for political correctness)
~Melissa & Joey (um? no Baby Daddy?)
~Psych (all right)

Favorite Cable TV Drama
~Leverage (where is Rizzoli & Isles?)
~Burn Notice (definitely)
~Pretty Little Liars (this isn't season one anymore tweens)
~The Walking Dead (completely)
~White Collar (okay)

Favorite Premium Cable TV Show
~Dexter (after this season? well deserved)
~Game of Thrones (meh)
~Homeland (obviously)
~Spartacus (I don't even know what this is)
~True Blood (wait! Is it 2008?)

Favorite TV Crime Drama
~Bones (I love you Hart Hanson, but this season?)
~Castle (yes, please)
~Criminal Minds (questionable)
~CSI (no)
~NCIS (I don't think so)

Favorite Sci-fi/Fantasy Show
~Doctor Who (clarification would be helpful)
~Once Upon a Time (why do they get two categories?)
~Supernatural (no)
~The Vampire Diaries (tweens)
~The Walking Dead (yes)

Favorite Comedic TV Actor
~Chris Colfer (is it comedy?)
~Jesse Tyler Ferguson (don't you have an Emmy?)
~Jim Parsons (Emmy?)
~Neil Patrick Harris (please)
~Ty Burrell (Emmy)

Favorite Comedic TV Actress
~Jane Lynch (okay)
~Kaley Cuoco (not this year)
~Lea Michele (no)
~Sofia Vergara (Emmy?)
~Zooey Deschanel (this seems likely)

Favorite Dramatic TV Actor
~Ian Somerhalder (maybe)
~Jared Padalecki (who?)
~Jensen Ackles (next year)
~Nathan Fillion (yes please. also, Twitter)
~Paul Wesley (possible)

Favorite Dramatic TV Actress
~Ellen Pompeo (good crier)
~Emily Deschanel (wait, no Boreanaz?)
~Ginnifer Goodwin (possible)
~Nina Dobrev (maybe)
~Stana Katic (she wasn't here last year!)

VOTE

HIMYM: Lobster Crawl..."But he's her lobster!"

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You know how sometimes something is really, really stupid but it makes you laugh anyway?

That describes last night's HIMYM in a nutshell.

"Lobster Crawl" (S8Ep9) opened with an exchange that was so ridiculous that I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or turn off my TV.

Since this season of "HIMYM" has been incredibly uneven (both in quality and in tone) I decided to bear with it.

I still can't decide if I'm pleased with that decision.

The episode opened with the gang (plus baby Marvin) hanging out at the bar.



Thank god that adorable baby was there, because we really needed him to get through the rest of the scene.

Barney spills some ketchup on his red tie and begins to have a verbal heart attack, spewing about how the tie died so young (and way too close to retirement) and essentially going on and on about the tie as if it were a close personal friend. If you've watched prior episodes you probably remember that this joke has been done before (with a suit) which may be one reason why it isn't terribly funny. When a show starts to recycle it's own jokes without purpose you know that it's near the end of it's tenure.

Robin, after her "huh" moment at the end of last week's episode (where she realized she might actually be interested in Barney the moment he said he was going to let her go and would stop bothering her) was acting like a complete fool. Using a "flirty" voice (I assume that's what Cobie Smulders was trying to do here), laughing like a twelve-year-old, and generally being a tad crazy. Lily filled her normal role of sane one (a role that was to be yanked away from her in the next ten minutes) and pulled Robin aside to confront her.

When Lily heard the story she told Robin it was just like the lobster incident all over again. See, apparently Robin's doctor told her she was super allergic to lobster and could never eat them again. So she immediately went out and ate a lot of lobster. Because when Robin's told she can't have something she really, really wants it.

So Robin had very little interest in lobster before she was told she could never, ever have it again and Robin had very little interest in Barney before...well, you see where this is going.

The interesting thing is that Lily compares Barney to the lobster, and Robin accepts that he's the lobster equivalent, but both of them are clearly wrong. If the past several episodes have shown us anything (and they haven't shown us a lot) it's that Robin really does still have feelings for Barney.

The subtle undertones that Cobie Smulders has been managing this season have been very impressive. Speaking of which, I didn't mean to belittle Smulders' acting ability re: the "flirty" voice. While I found it incredibly grating, I was very impressed with the level of commitment in her acting. She actually managed to make herself unattractive which is kind of hard to believe because have you seen her?

Moving on. Barney and Robin continue to have ridiculous exchanges which were, frankly, almost embarrassing to watch. Meanwhile, Marshall, Lily and Ted have a less important storyline that revolves around baby Marvin.

See, Marvin is temporarily childcare-less because Lily's dad is sick and so Ted volunteers. He's currently unemployed and everyone knows he loves kids so it's a win-win. Except that, being Ted, he completely oversteps and does things like buy Marvin a football jersey for a team that Marshall hates and take the baby to get his first photo taken with Santa without his parents. Lily goes briefly crazy (I told you she would) when she realizes that she missed Marvin crawling for the first time, but by the end of the episode the three of them are okay again (as we all knew they would be).

Meanwhile, Lily attempts to help Robin with her Barney situation. Robin admits that she wants to sleep with Barney one more time because if he's really her lobster* then she should treat him like she treated the lobster: have him one more time and then feel horrible about it and never want it again.

The rest of the episode is filled with Robin's version of Barney's playbook. (Is a show also considered almost over when it starts spoofing itself?) Much as in "The Playbook" (S5Ep8) each pick-up attempt is inter-cut with a story card telling us the title of the play. Here each of the cards are the title of a move that Robin uses to try and get Barney to sleep with her.

Of course, the one suggested by Lily involves using Lesbian taunts...'HIMYM' loves to throw in occasional references to Lily's attraction to Robin.

The lesbian taunt spectacularly backfires as Barney seems more interested in Robin's co-worker Brandi. He leaves with her to go and have sex on the weather set. Robin is upset, but not devastated. I think that her lack of interest in here is because Brandi is the type of woman Barney often has one-night stands with: attractive and not terribly smart.

Later that same night, perhaps because she's more upset with the Barney/Brandi hook-up than she originally let on, she goes to Barney's to seduce him. He opens his door and she opens her coat, revealing lingerie. He tells her he didn't sleep with Brandi and she looks relieved, but then she opens his door further and Patrice is sitting on the sofa.

Patrice has been presented throughout this season as a perfectly nice woman who is irritatingly cheerful and desperately wants to be best friends with Robin. She's also no where near as attractive as Robin (that is not supposed to be an insult toward Ellen Williams, because seriously, have you seen Cobie Smulders?).

Seeing Patrice sitting on Barney's couch and hearing Barney say that they're on a date clearly devastates Robin. Because she knows that if he does hook-up with Patrice it will be more than a one night stand...she clearly is not his typical type.

Barney is easily able to shrug off Robin in lingerie (another blow to her ego) and tells her that if she gets dressed she can come in and play cards with them. Basically giving Robin permission to be a third-wheel on his date.

Robin turns him down, incredibly embarrassed though she does a good job of not showing it, and walks away.

My hope is that the devastation that Robin so clearly feels serves as a catalyst for her to admit that she truly has feelings for Barney. It's not just that she needs to get him out of her system, she just needs him. In other words, she doesn't want to eat the lobster, she wants him to be her lobster.**


HIMYM airs on Mondays at 8/7C on CBS
*Ha! Just realized that this could almost be taken as a spoof of 'Friends'. Ross and Rachel were will they/won't they for years and Phoebe was insistent that they were each other's lobster. Here Barney is being compared to a lobster and we are again having a will they/won't they scenario forced down our throats.

**That sounded way dirtier than I intended.

'HIMYM' Breaking News: Renewed or Cancelled?

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Wait, what?


No, WHAT?


'HIMYM' breaking news!!

The show has officially been renewed for a final ninth season.

Jason Segel was originally hesitant to resign to the hit show, but now that he has acquiesed the rest of the cast is on board.

That means we get another year to meet the mother. Or, as many loyal viewers and fans hope, a year to see the mother acually become a part of the group.

Hopefully fans of the CBS hit comedy will be pleased.

First an engagement, now this, it's certainly been a good 'HIMYM' week.



The cast nine years ago, when they were BABIES.



Unaired '30 Rock' Pilot

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Most people love '30 Rock'. Or at least love to hate it.

Other people, my mother included, are completely crazy and don't "understand" the show.

Regardless, I think everyone will agree that the show in its current version is far superior to what it could have been. Watch the original, unaired pilot with a (slightly) different cast to see what I mean:


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How to Pretend You Watched the Oscars (2013 Edition)

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 A 10 Step Guide

 

The Oscars weren't really that great this year. At least, I'm saying that they weren't, and so is this guy, and this guy, and this guy, though this guy liked them so who knows.

Regardless of how you felt about them (or more specifically, regardless of how you felt/feel about Seth MacFarlane) the Oscars happened and people are talking about them. Don't feel left out, here's all you need to know!

1) Seth MacFarlane was the host. He's that Family Guy guy.

2) Seth MacFarlane sang a song about boobs that most people hated but some people liked (see "guys" mentioned above).


3) Ben Affleck (of Ben and Jen formally of Bennifer aka that Good Will Hunting guy) directed Argo and it won Best Picture. Want to seem kind of smart? Remember that Ben wasn't nominated for Best Director. Want to seem smarter? Remember this factoid: Argo is the first film to be nominated for Best Picture and not Best Director since 1989 (Driving Ms. Daisy).

4) Jennifer Lawrence won Best Actress. But, most notably, she tripped going up the stairs! That's real Oscar-worthy drama, people. Apparently the press agrees, as seen in this fun video where JLaw discusses said "incident":


5) Anne Hathaway won Best Supporting Actress for Les Misérables and the internet still doesn't know what to think about that.

6) Apparent social media consensus...iffy re: Hathaway but JLaw is adorbs. Also, we're calling her JLaw now.

7)
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Quvenzhané Wallis was truly adorable. And carried another spiffy stuffed animal purse on the red carpet. In more disgusting news, the Onion "jokingly" called her the c-word on Twitter. They revoked said tweet the next morning with a public apology.

8) Ben Affleck mentioned "working on [his] marriage" in his acceptance speech and Jennifer Garner made this face:
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9) Zooey Deschanel wasn't in any movies this year, but her hair was a big topic of contention on Twitter this morning. Namely, did she cut it? No. No she did not.
10) This list should probably have ten things to make it seem well-rounded, so I did a little scouring to find some other interesting tidbit. OH RIGHT.

The Oscars had a "theme" and it was Hollywood music. Because of this there was lots of singing/dancing. Weirdly, this made the Oscars seem reminiscent of this year's Grammy's. And for once I think the Grammy's may have won.

What did you think? Did you enjoy the Oscars? Did you think that MacFarlane was funny or sexist (or both)? Do you agree that it was ridiculous for Kelly Osborne to say that Jennifer Aniston should have worn black when all that woman ever wears is black and she was finally in a color for goodness sake? (Note: she wore red).

24 Şubat 2013 Pazar

People's Choice Awards 2013!

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The People's Choice Awards are in! Apparently that's all the motivation I need to update this blog. I don't need anything as major as the Emmys to get my act together. A meaningless ceremony (otherwise known as a popularity contest where those who win are those who understand the internet and tweens best) is all it takes. So, I guess take note or something?

Anyway, GET EXCITED.

The televised show isn't until January 9th, 2013 but you can vote for the nominees now.*

*If you voted before you weren't actually casting a "ballot" (that seems too serious a term for this event) but rather indicating who you wanted to be nominated. Now that they actually are nominated they need your vote again to actually win. Aww, democracy at work.

 Since this blog focuses on television, here are the TV nominees (along with some slightly snide commentary)...



Favorite Network TV Comedy
~Glee (at best this is a dramedy)
~The Big Bang Theory (please no)
~New Girl (acceptable)
~How I Met Your Mother (acceptable)
~Modern Family (please dear God, not again)

Favorite Network TV Drama
~Grimm (eh)
~Grey's Anatomy (acceptable)
~Gossip Girl (not happening. oh wait, tweens!)
~Once Upon a Time (acceptable, not that I watch this)
~Revenge (I don't know what's more intense than a drama, but this is it)

Favorite Cable TV Comedy
~Awkward (hilarious)
~Hot in Cleveland (oh Betty White)
~It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (always acceptable...for awards, not for political correctness)
~Melissa & Joey (um? no Baby Daddy?)
~Psych (all right)

Favorite Cable TV Drama
~Leverage (where is Rizzoli & Isles?)
~Burn Notice (definitely)
~Pretty Little Liars (this isn't season one anymore tweens)
~The Walking Dead (completely)
~White Collar (okay)

Favorite Premium Cable TV Show
~Dexter (after this season? well deserved)
~Game of Thrones (meh)
~Homeland (obviously)
~Spartacus (I don't even know what this is)
~True Blood (wait! Is it 2008?)

Favorite TV Crime Drama
~Bones (I love you Hart Hanson, but this season?)
~Castle (yes, please)
~Criminal Minds (questionable)
~CSI (no)
~NCIS (I don't think so)

Favorite Sci-fi/Fantasy Show
~Doctor Who (clarification would be helpful)
~Once Upon a Time (why do they get two categories?)
~Supernatural (no)
~The Vampire Diaries (tweens)
~The Walking Dead (yes)

Favorite Comedic TV Actor
~Chris Colfer (is it comedy?)
~Jesse Tyler Ferguson (don't you have an Emmy?)
~Jim Parsons (Emmy?)
~Neil Patrick Harris (please)
~Ty Burrell (Emmy)

Favorite Comedic TV Actress
~Jane Lynch (okay)
~Kaley Cuoco (not this year)
~Lea Michele (no)
~Sofia Vergara (Emmy?)
~Zooey Deschanel (this seems likely)

Favorite Dramatic TV Actor
~Ian Somerhalder (maybe)
~Jared Padalecki (who?)
~Jensen Ackles (next year)
~Nathan Fillion (yes please. also, Twitter)
~Paul Wesley (possible)

Favorite Dramatic TV Actress
~Ellen Pompeo (good crier)
~Emily Deschanel (wait, no Boreanaz?)
~Ginnifer Goodwin (possible)
~Nina Dobrev (maybe)
~Stana Katic (she wasn't here last year!)

VOTE

HIMYM: Lobster Crawl..."But he's her lobster!"

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You know how sometimes something is really, really stupid but it makes you laugh anyway?

That describes last night's HIMYM in a nutshell.

"Lobster Crawl" (S8Ep9) opened with an exchange that was so ridiculous that I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or turn off my TV.

Since this season of "HIMYM" has been incredibly uneven (both in quality and in tone) I decided to bear with it.

I still can't decide if I'm pleased with that decision.

The episode opened with the gang (plus baby Marvin) hanging out at the bar.



Thank god that adorable baby was there, because we really needed him to get through the rest of the scene.

Barney spills some ketchup on his red tie and begins to have a verbal heart attack, spewing about how the tie died so young (and way too close to retirement) and essentially going on and on about the tie as if it were a close personal friend. If you've watched prior episodes you probably remember that this joke has been done before (with a suit) which may be one reason why it isn't terribly funny. When a show starts to recycle it's own jokes without purpose you know that it's near the end of it's tenure.

Robin, after her "huh" moment at the end of last week's episode (where she realized she might actually be interested in Barney the moment he said he was going to let her go and would stop bothering her) was acting like a complete fool. Using a "flirty" voice (I assume that's what Cobie Smulders was trying to do here), laughing like a twelve-year-old, and generally being a tad crazy. Lily filled her normal role of sane one (a role that was to be yanked away from her in the next ten minutes) and pulled Robin aside to confront her.

When Lily heard the story she told Robin it was just like the lobster incident all over again. See, apparently Robin's doctor told her she was super allergic to lobster and could never eat them again. So she immediately went out and ate a lot of lobster. Because when Robin's told she can't have something she really, really wants it.

So Robin had very little interest in lobster before she was told she could never, ever have it again and Robin had very little interest in Barney before...well, you see where this is going.

The interesting thing is that Lily compares Barney to the lobster, and Robin accepts that he's the lobster equivalent, but both of them are clearly wrong. If the past several episodes have shown us anything (and they haven't shown us a lot) it's that Robin really does still have feelings for Barney.

The subtle undertones that Cobie Smulders has been managing this season have been very impressive. Speaking of which, I didn't mean to belittle Smulders' acting ability re: the "flirty" voice. While I found it incredibly grating, I was very impressed with the level of commitment in her acting. She actually managed to make herself unattractive which is kind of hard to believe because have you seen her?

Moving on. Barney and Robin continue to have ridiculous exchanges which were, frankly, almost embarrassing to watch. Meanwhile, Marshall, Lily and Ted have a less important storyline that revolves around baby Marvin.

See, Marvin is temporarily childcare-less because Lily's dad is sick and so Ted volunteers. He's currently unemployed and everyone knows he loves kids so it's a win-win. Except that, being Ted, he completely oversteps and does things like buy Marvin a football jersey for a team that Marshall hates and take the baby to get his first photo taken with Santa without his parents. Lily goes briefly crazy (I told you she would) when she realizes that she missed Marvin crawling for the first time, but by the end of the episode the three of them are okay again (as we all knew they would be).

Meanwhile, Lily attempts to help Robin with her Barney situation. Robin admits that she wants to sleep with Barney one more time because if he's really her lobster* then she should treat him like she treated the lobster: have him one more time and then feel horrible about it and never want it again.

The rest of the episode is filled with Robin's version of Barney's playbook. (Is a show also considered almost over when it starts spoofing itself?) Much as in "The Playbook" (S5Ep8) each pick-up attempt is inter-cut with a story card telling us the title of the play. Here each of the cards are the title of a move that Robin uses to try and get Barney to sleep with her.

Of course, the one suggested by Lily involves using Lesbian taunts...'HIMYM' loves to throw in occasional references to Lily's attraction to Robin.

The lesbian taunt spectacularly backfires as Barney seems more interested in Robin's co-worker Brandi. He leaves with her to go and have sex on the weather set. Robin is upset, but not devastated. I think that her lack of interest in here is because Brandi is the type of woman Barney often has one-night stands with: attractive and not terribly smart.

Later that same night, perhaps because she's more upset with the Barney/Brandi hook-up than she originally let on, she goes to Barney's to seduce him. He opens his door and she opens her coat, revealing lingerie. He tells her he didn't sleep with Brandi and she looks relieved, but then she opens his door further and Patrice is sitting on the sofa.

Patrice has been presented throughout this season as a perfectly nice woman who is irritatingly cheerful and desperately wants to be best friends with Robin. She's also no where near as attractive as Robin (that is not supposed to be an insult toward Ellen Williams, because seriously, have you seen Cobie Smulders?).

Seeing Patrice sitting on Barney's couch and hearing Barney say that they're on a date clearly devastates Robin. Because she knows that if he does hook-up with Patrice it will be more than a one night stand...she clearly is not his typical type.

Barney is easily able to shrug off Robin in lingerie (another blow to her ego) and tells her that if she gets dressed she can come in and play cards with them. Basically giving Robin permission to be a third-wheel on his date.

Robin turns him down, incredibly embarrassed though she does a good job of not showing it, and walks away.

My hope is that the devastation that Robin so clearly feels serves as a catalyst for her to admit that she truly has feelings for Barney. It's not just that she needs to get him out of her system, she just needs him. In other words, she doesn't want to eat the lobster, she wants him to be her lobster.**


HIMYM airs on Mondays at 8/7C on CBS
*Ha! Just realized that this could almost be taken as a spoof of 'Friends'. Ross and Rachel were will they/won't they for years and Phoebe was insistent that they were each other's lobster. Here Barney is being compared to a lobster and we are again having a will they/won't they scenario forced down our throats.

**That sounded way dirtier than I intended.